Lazy Bones


This is the story of me and my characters. My real life name is Josh. I started out on the Pacific shard. I was there for about 8 months. On Pacific i met many many really kick ass people. I wish i still had screen shots from back then. It was a hell of a time to say the least. I had a tower right in the middle of PKC (Player Killer City) and i owned an area of Britainnia with about 3 other guilds. My character 'Sir Joshua' (creative as hell eh?) was in the Four Horsemen for sometime.. and FL, or Fallen Lords.

Unfortunately, the Counselors and former Gamemasters on Pacific were dicks. (Cool now though). I was given a pure black halberd and a pure black set of armour (some of you may remember, i used to wal karound flashing it). Then Counselor Dragon Dick took the hallly from me... completely shattered my life on Pacific (what there was of one) and the Gm that gave it to me denied that he ever knew me and he killed my character and cleaned my bank and put me on top of the South Britain Bank. That is because i kept paging over and over from jail for another Gm. :)

Oh well... was fun anyway. About this time... duping had been fixed.. and someone had also figured out how to crash the server, and so they did, about 10 times a day. So I left Pacific Shard.. and switched to Great Lakes.

On Great Lakes I was pretty crappy for a while. Joined a couple honorable guilds (out of my strive to be good) but after a while i got tired of them. And still my character was CRAPPY! :)

Most of you probably think im still crappy today... well.. suck it :) Ive killed most of you too.. once again my character name was Sir Joshua. My imagination on the topic was not very good. LOL...

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That is me being bored in Bucs Den. About two minutes after that, 1 more Counselor and 2 Sn. Counselors showed up because a guy off the screen was complaining that I killed him so much and that I called him 'gay' I was very offended by the charges! (The guy in red casting at me is Crazy Bones btw - that is his other character and I am on the horse) And not 10 minutes after that..

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big gankers came along... seems to happen everytime i go grey or someshit like that. So i went from Malicious to Scoundrel.. lookin like a petty theif.

Anyway back to the story... I do my best to make many of the UO Luncheons in Austin Texas. Seeing as how I dont live but four hours away. Ive got some pictures from there... too..

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Im the guy in the grey shirt on the far left with hiis skinny back to the camera. That is the gamemaster table at the last UO Luncheon. Gamemaster Datura to the right of me... I try to stay in touch with him alot.

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Then here I am again at the gamemaster table. Im in the grey v-neck looking towards Richard Garriott (owner of Origin Systems Inc.) with Datura on the left (my right)

 

I have now started this page, and Im planning on having some CoD comics here, and some other stuff.. just an all round cool page hopefully.

 

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Please welcome Okari to the world of sins and pking in Ultima Online! :)

Just look on the page for the screen pics...